My Eccentric Woodpecker

My Eccentric Woodpecker desperately desired a hat that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a hat is the item to select.

My Eccentric Woodpecker found a bag of poop that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been an unusual thing to do, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

My Eccentric Woodpecker found a ball that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.

My Eccentric Woodpecker needed a porno magazine that they would occasionally eat. It is a fairly surprising operation, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a porno magazine being the item selected.

My Eccentric Woodpecker found a porno magazine to play with. This seems to be an unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it would be spectacular. Honestly, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

My Eccentric Woodpecker had a sword to smash. It is a funny operation, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. A sword would be the thing that was opted for.