A Bum Loving Woodpecker

A Bum Loving Woodpecker desperately searched for a block of cheese to smash. It would be a peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. A block of cheese being the thing selected.

A Bum Loving Woodpecker desperately searched for a ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly different thing to do, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Woodpecker looked for a hat that they would put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the thing that was selected.

A Bum Loving Woodpecker desired a pen that they would occasionally worship. This seems a funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a pen being the item opted for.

A Bum Loving Woodpecker carried a chocolate bar that they would demolish. It is a fairly original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

A Bum Loving Woodpecker wanted a bottle of beer that they would often throw. It should be a fairly bizarre operation, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.