A Green Woodpecker

A Green Woodpecker always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

A Green Woodpecker often carried a dildo that they would often cuddle. It might be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

A Green Woodpecker looked for a sword that they would experiment on. It would be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the item opted for.

A Green Woodpecker wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be an astonishing activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

A Green Woodpecker always had with them a computer that they would sometimes hug. It was a bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a computer was the thing that was selected.

A Green Woodpecker always carried a bag of poop that they would rub on his belly. It is a funny approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.