The Fat Alien

The Fat Alien owned a set of lego that they would often sit and look at. It might be a fairly weird undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

The Fat Alien searched for a vibrator that they would occasionally break. This seems a different thought, to some, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

The Fat Alien always had with them a bat to worship. It should have been an extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Alien searched for a spade that they sometimes embrace. It was a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Alien found a rubber chicken to worship. It should be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

The Fat Alien desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they liked to throw. It would have been an astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.