A Anxious Alien

A Anxious Alien desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

A Anxious Alien owned a pen that they would often eat. It might have been a new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the item chosen.

A Anxious Alien often carried a bottle of coke that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

A Anxious Alien looked for a sword that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might have been an extraordinary approach to life, to you, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a sword would be the item that was selected.

A Anxious Alien owned a porno magazine that they would sometimes break. This seems to be an unusual exercise, to me, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

A Anxious Alien desperately desired a sponge that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be a fairly original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.