Dodgy Antelope

Dodgy Antelope desperately searched for a hat that they would put down their trousers. It was a fairly unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

Dodgy Antelope often carried a magic 8 ball that they would play with. It was considered to be a peculiar thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

Dodgy Antelope desired a computer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the item that was chosen.

Dodgy Antelope always had with them a porno magazine that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

Dodgy Antelope searched for a cheese grater that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

Dodgy Antelope desperately looked for a stapler that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.