The Purple Antelope

The Purple Antelope desperately desired a little monkey to put down their trousers. One might say this is an odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Antelope often carried a set square that they liked to share. It is an astonishing action, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a set square was the chosen item.

The Purple Antelope desired a CD player to put down their trousers. It is a peculiar undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

The Purple Antelope desperately desired a CD player that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would be an original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a CD player being the thing opted for.

The Purple Antelope carried a ball to worship. This could be considered a fairly strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who feels it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the item to choose.

The Purple Antelope wanted a vibrator to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who considered it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a vibrator is the item to select.