The Fat Antelope

The Fat Antelope needed a helmet that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be a curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the chosen thing.

The Fat Antelope had a can of coke that they sometimes drop. It is a fairly exciting activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the item to select.

The Fat Antelope looked for a set of lego that they would annihilate It is considered to be an exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

The Fat Antelope looked for a tomato that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a peculiar exercise, to you, but not to the Antelope, who considered it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Antelope always had with them a little monkey that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

The Fat Antelope needed a sack of potatoes that they would put on his head. It was an exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who thought it was entertaining. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.