His Ugly Antelope

His Ugly Antelope often carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally eat. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Antelope often carried a cheese grater to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to some, but not to the Antelope, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

His Ugly Antelope desperately craved for a dildo that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

His Ugly Antelope looked for a pen to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly new idea, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pen was the thing that was selected.

His Ugly Antelope desperately needed a wig to smash. It was considered to be an unusual operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item that was selected.

His Ugly Antelope had a cup that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who feels it was amazing. Strangely, a cup being the item selected.