Their Grumpy Antelope

Their Grumpy Antelope needed a Harry Potter wand that they liked to drop. It might have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

Their Grumpy Antelope desperately looked for a sack of potatoes to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a peculiar idea, to most, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

Their Grumpy Antelope desperately looked for a stapler that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly strange exercise, to most, but not to the Antelope, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a stapler being the item selected.

Their Grumpy Antelope always kept a porno magazine that they would often try to balance on their head. It is a new exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

Their Grumpy Antelope needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

Their Grumpy Antelope found a rubber johnny that they would often drop. One might say this is a bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny of all things.