Her Crypting Antelope

Her Crypting Antelope desperately craved for a bag of poop to play with. It would have been a fairly exciting thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the item selected.

Her Crypting Antelope needed a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally hug. It was a weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was awesome. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

Her Crypting Antelope desperately looked for a stapler that they would often smash. One might say this is a peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Crypting Antelope often carried a computer that they sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly surprising operation, to me, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it would be exciting. A computer was the thing that was chosen.

Her Crypting Antelope owned a dildo that they would put on his head. It might have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to most, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

Her Crypting Antelope always carried a rubber johnny that they would often break. This is certainly a new undertaking, to many, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.