A Square Artist

A Square Artist had a set of lego that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who expected it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

A Square Artist always had with them a bat that they would occasionally sit and look at. This might appear to be a weird operation, to me, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was sublime. Honestly, a bat would be the item chosen.

A Square Artist always had with them a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

A Square Artist always kept a melon that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly original idea, to my children, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a melon is the thing to choose.

A Square Artist desperately wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes smash. It should be a somewhat surprising activity, to you, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. A cucumber is the item that was chosen.

A Square Artist had a bat that they would worship. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the item that was chosen.