The Silly Artist

The Silly Artist desperately wanted a dildo that they would annihilate One might find this to be a somewhat surprising idea, to many, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Artist found a CD player that they would put down their trousers. It should be a fairly curious proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a CD player was the chosen item.

The Silly Artist desperately craved for a custard pie to share. It was a fairly odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Strangely, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

The Silly Artist owned a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Artist always carried a bag of poop that they liked to hug. This seems to be a fairly weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

The Silly Artist searched for a painting of a melon that they sometimes drop. It is considered to be an astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the item selected.