Their Boring Artist

Their Boring Artist wanted a cheese grater to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly unusual undertaking, to some, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

Their Boring Artist always had with them a big sponge that they would try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a strange operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

Their Boring Artist looked for a painting of a melon that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

Their Boring Artist needed a sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a sponge of all things.

Their Boring Artist often carried a cheese grater that they sometimes break. This is certainly an original proposal, to some, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

Their Boring Artist carried a custard pie that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a custard pie having that done to it