Their Fucking Baboon

Their Fucking Baboon desperately desired a set square that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who felt it was stunning. Strangely, a set square being the chosen thing.

Their Fucking Baboon desperately wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes share. This is certainly a bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was magnificent. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

Their Fucking Baboon always carried a teapot that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a fairly original thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

Their Fucking Baboon desperately looked for a mug that they liked to annihilate One might find this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who considered it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing to opt for.

Their Fucking Baboon always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would be a fairly peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

Their Fucking Baboon always carried a dildo that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the thing to select.