His Ugly Baboon

His Ugly Baboon always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, fun. A can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Baboon searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly exciting idea, to many, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

His Ugly Baboon craved for a crown that they would often put down their trousers. It would be an unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a crown being the thing opted for.

His Ugly Baboon desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes share. It should be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

His Ugly Baboon often carried a big sponge to eat. It should have been a fairly strange proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

His Ugly Baboon desperately craved for a condom that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly new operation, to you, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a condom being the thing selected.