Her Lonely Baboon

Her Lonely Baboon always kept a hat that they liked to throw. This seems to be a fairly peculiar operation, to you, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a hat would be the chosen thing.

Her Lonely Baboon always carried a hat to eat. It is considered to be a bizarre thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. A hat being the thing selected.

Her Lonely Baboon needed a condom to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was epic. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

Her Lonely Baboon always had with them a condom that they sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the item that was chosen.

Her Lonely Baboon desperately looked for a lava lamp that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly different idea, to me, but not to the Baboon, who felt it was sublime. Honestly, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

Her Lonely Baboon desperately needed a big sponge that they would often sleep with. It should be a fairly weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was out of this world. A big sponge would be the chosen thing.