The Careful Baby

The Careful Baby looked for a radiator that they sometimes worship. It was considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

The Careful Baby looked for a tomato that they sometimes put on his head. This seems a strange exercise, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

The Careful Baby desperately craved for a vibrator that they would sleep with. It would have been a fairly weird idea, to most, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

The Careful Baby desired a sword that they sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

The Careful Baby found a cucumber that they would often demolish. One might say this is a fairly odd suggestion, to me, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

The Careful Baby desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would cuddle. It is a strange idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. A pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.