Their Lovely Baby

Their Lovely Baby always had with them a pint of cider that they would embrace. This seems a fairly odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

Their Lovely Baby always carried a radiator that they would sometimes drop. This could be considered a strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a radiator being the thing selected.

Their Lovely Baby had a custard pie to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was sublime. A custard pie was the chosen item.

Their Lovely Baby always carried a cucumber to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a cucumber was the chosen item.

Their Lovely Baby desperately looked for a porno magazine to embrace. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Baby, who thought it was miraculous. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

Their Lovely Baby needed a hat that they would often insert somewhere. This is certainly an odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a hat was the thing that was selected.