A Foolish Baby

A Foolish Baby desperately wanted a cup that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be a funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a cup being the thing selected.

A Foolish Baby looked for a lava lamp to experiment on. It should have been a new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

A Foolish Baby searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Baby, who felt it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item to select.

A Foolish Baby always carried a hat that they would put on his head. It is considered to be an odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a hat being the chosen item.

A Foolish Baby desired a hat that they would sometimes break. It was considered to be an extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a hat being the item selected.

A Foolish Baby desperately desired a pen that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be an original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pen was the chosen item.