A Angry Baby

A Angry Baby desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

A Angry Baby desperately needed a condom that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. A condom was the thing that was selected.

A Angry Baby had a stapler that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a stapler being the item opted for.

A Angry Baby always kept a pint of cider that they liked to embrace. It might have been an astonishing proposal, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, epic. A pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

A Angry Baby desperately desired a bag of flour that they liked to drop. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thought, to most, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.

A Angry Baby desperately searched for a stapler that they would eat. One might say this is a fairly different activity, to me, but not to the Baby, who assumed it was sublime. Bizarrely, a stapler of all things.