Dodgy Bear

Dodgy Bear always kept a set of lego that they would often play with. It should be a fairly bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.

Dodgy Bear wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who expected it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

Dodgy Bear owned a cup that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was epic. A cup is the thing to opt for.

Dodgy Bear found a condom that they would occasionally cuddle. This might appear to be a new activity, to most, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a condom being the thing opted for.

Dodgy Bear craved for a set square to eat. One might find this to be a surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a set square being the chosen item.

Dodgy Bear desperately desired a magic 8 ball to sleep with. It was a fairly surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was wonderful. A magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.