A Colourful Bear

A Colourful Bear desired a lava lamp to annihilate It would be a fairly new thought, to you, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

A Colourful Bear desperately desired a pint of beer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a fairly bizarre operation, to many, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Colourful Bear desperately wanted a can of coke that they sometimes break. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a can of coke is the thing to select.

A Colourful Bear desperately searched for a bat that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the item that was chosen.

A Colourful Bear needed a piece of paper that they would embrace. It should be an original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. A piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

A Colourful Bear needed a porno magazine that they would often share. This is certainly a different exercise, to my children, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.