The Tired Bear

The Tired Bear always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would play with. It was an original action, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who thought it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

The Tired Bear found a magic 8 ball that they would often smash. It should be a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

The Tired Bear wanted a pencil sharpener that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a different proposal, to you, but not to the Bear, who thought it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

The Tired Bear desired a pint of beer that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Tired Bear often carried a big sponge that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be an original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Tired Bear looked for a porno magazine that they liked to hug. It is a fairly weird operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who thinks it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.