Anxious Bird

Anxious Bird desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly strange operation, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was simply life. A bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

Anxious Bird searched for a pint of cider that they would insert somewhere. This seems an original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

Anxious Bird looked for a helmet that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be miraculous. A helmet is the thing to choose.

Anxious Bird searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly original operation, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

Anxious Bird searched for a teapot that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a fairly odd exercise, to you, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a teapot being the item opted for.

Anxious Bird searched for a stapler to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an odd activity, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a stapler was the chosen item.