A Depressed Bird

A Depressed Bird craved for a CD player that they would often drop. This seems to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

A Depressed Bird desperately wanted a CD player that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a CD player was the item that was selected.

A Depressed Bird wanted a computer that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who considered it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a computer being the chosen item.

A Depressed Bird desperately looked for a sponge that they liked to annihilate It was considered to be an exciting action, to many, but not to the Bird, who felt it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

A Depressed Bird always carried a bag of flour that they would worship. This might appear to be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be epic. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.

A Depressed Bird desperately looked for a hat to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who considered it was amazing. Honestly, a hat was the chosen item.