The Purple Bird

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The Purple Bird desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who feels it was exciting. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

The Purple Bird had a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes share. One might consider this to be a fairly curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

The Purple Bird always kept a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

The Purple Bird desperately needed a stretchman that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be a different approach to life, to many, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Honestly, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

The Purple Bird desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would smash. It should have been an odd suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

The Purple Bird had a bag of flour that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a different thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who considered it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.