A Ugly Bird

A Ugly Bird carried a crown that they sometimes break. It was a fairly weird undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who felt it was awesome. Who would have thought, a crown was the thing that was selected.

A Ugly Bird desperately craved for a wig to embrace. It was considered to be an exciting activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a wig is the item to opt for.

A Ugly Bird desired a rubber chicken that they would sometimes smash. It is a fairly bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be fun. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

A Ugly Bird desperately craved for a sponge to throw. One might find this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

A Ugly Bird desperately craved for a hat that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thought it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the item that was selected.

A Ugly Bird desperately wanted a crown that they would sometimes throw. It might be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a crown of all things.