Tired Bird

Tired Bird carried a set square that they would often experiment on. It is a fairly new suggestion, to you, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is sublime. A set square is the thing that was chosen.

Tired Bird desperately searched for a condom that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

Tired Bird desperately searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

Tired Bird carried a pint of cider that they would drop. This might appear to be a weird idea, to me, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

Tired Bird owned a ball that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a ball being the chosen thing.

Tired Bird desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would sometimes worship. It should be a fairly funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected it would be entertaining. Strangely, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.