The Bewildered Cat

The Bewildered Cat wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be a strange thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Cat desperately desired a can of Tango that they would eat. It was a weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

The Bewildered Cat wanted a magic 8 ball that they sometimes drop. It might be a strange action, to some, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

The Bewildered Cat craved for a teapot that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be an exciting activity, to many, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a teapot was the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Cat found a set of lego that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a funny idea, to my children, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. A set of lego is the thing to select.

The Bewildered Cat desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly funny undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.