The Angry Cat

The Angry Cat desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

The Angry Cat desperately looked for a big sponge that they would sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who feels it would be stunning. Strangely, a big sponge being the item opted for.

The Angry Cat often carried a big sponge that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly curious proposal, to me, but not to the Cat, who feels it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the item opted for.

The Angry Cat desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would sleep with. It is a fairly peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

The Angry Cat often carried a dildo to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

The Angry Cat always had with them a set of lego that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the thing to choose.