The Boring Cat

The Boring Cat desperately needed a bag of poop that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might be a fairly weird suggestion, to many, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Cat desperately wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly funny thing to do, to most, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

The Boring Cat desperately wanted a ball that they liked to throw. It might be a fairly different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who expected it was spectacular. Strangely, a ball being the item opted for.

The Boring Cat desperately craved for a porno magazine to sleep with. It was considered to be an extraordinary action, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Cat desperately looked for a set of lego that they sometimes cuddle. It was a strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

The Boring Cat desperately craved for a mug that they would often hug. It should have been an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the item selected.