Their Beautiful Chimp

Their Beautiful Chimp always kept a pint of cider that they would put up their bum. It might be a different undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. A pint of cider being the item opted for.

Their Beautiful Chimp carried a can of Tango that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly weird approach to life, to many, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango having that done to it

Their Beautiful Chimp looked for a condom that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a condom being the chosen thing.

Their Beautiful Chimp desperately desired a helmet that they would sometimes experiment on. It is a fairly weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

Their Beautiful Chimp desperately searched for a set square to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the chosen thing.

Their Beautiful Chimp desperately searched for a cucumber that they would occasionally annihilate It should be a curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a cucumber is the item to choose.