The Weary Chimp

The Weary Chimp desperately needed a stapler that they would sometimes hug. This seems a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a stapler is the item to choose.

The Weary Chimp desperately craved for a CD player that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a surprising thought, to most, but not to the Chimp, who feels it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the chosen thing.

The Weary Chimp desperately looked for a tomato that they would sometimes annihilate This might appear to be an original thought, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be epic. Who would have thought, a tomato being the item selected.

The Weary Chimp desperately wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally annihilate It might have been a fairly odd undertaking, to some, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the item selected.

The Weary Chimp desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

The Weary Chimp always kept a pint of cider to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly new proposal, to many, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. A pint of cider was the chosen thing.