The Retarded Chimp

The Retarded Chimp owned a sack of potatoes that they would break. It was considered to be an odd idea, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

The Retarded Chimp wanted a tomato to sit and look at. This seems to be a peculiar operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a tomato being the chosen item.

The Retarded Chimp desired a rubber chicken to break. It should be an extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

The Retarded Chimp desperately wanted a teapot that they would often demolish. It is considered to be a fairly strange thought, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Chimp always had with them a pint of beer that they liked to put down their trousers. It is an exciting undertaking, to you, but not to the Chimp, who felt it would be entertaining. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Chimp often carried a dildo that they would occasionally eat. It is a new approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who expected it was spectacular. A dildo is the item that was chosen.