Tired Chimp

Tired Chimp often carried a can of Tango that they liked to break. It should be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

Tired Chimp desired a pint of beer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an exciting undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

Tired Chimp looked for a hat that they would often smash. It would have been a new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it would be fun. Who would have thought, a hat was the item that was chosen.

Tired Chimp always had with them a rubber chicken that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be an astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

Tired Chimp had a cup that they would often sleep with. It might have been a different thought, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Honestly, a cup having that done to it

Tired Chimp looked for a pen that they would put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pen being the thing opted for.