The Crazy Chimp

The Crazy Chimp desperately wanted a condom that they would sleep with. It would be an unusual activity, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Chimp found a computer that they liked to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a computer having that done to it

The Crazy Chimp craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

The Crazy Chimp desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a fairly funny exercise, to some, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Chimp always had with them a radiator to annihilate This could be considered a strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. A radiator being the chosen thing.

The Crazy Chimp found a sword that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a sword is the item to choose.