His Unusual Chimp

His Unusual Chimp carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is an odd activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

His Unusual Chimp looked for a ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly new thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a ball being the chosen thing.

His Unusual Chimp wanted a spade that they liked to throw. This might appear to be a fairly new suggestion, to me, but not to the Chimp, who felt it was simply life. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

His Unusual Chimp desperately needed a bag of flour that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be stunning. Strangely, a bag of flour of all things.

His Unusual Chimp craved for a bag of poop that they liked to put up their bum. It might be a bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who expected it was fun. A bag of poop being the item opted for.

His Unusual Chimp searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes throw. It was an original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the item selected.