My Weary Cunt

My Weary Cunt desperately desired a piece of paper that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be an exciting operation, to me, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper having that done to it

My Weary Cunt often carried a can of coke that they would sit and look at. This is certainly a curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be magnificent. Strangely, a can of coke is the thing to select.

My Weary Cunt had a magic 8 ball that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a fairly weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be wonderful. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

My Weary Cunt always carried a chocolate bar that they would experiment on. It would have been a fairly exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Cunt, who expected that the idea was entertaining. A chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

My Weary Cunt desired a stretchman that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a stretchman was the chosen item.

My Weary Cunt found a bag of flour that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.