The Nervous Cunt

The Nervous Cunt always had with them a vibrator that they liked to demolish. It should be a curious proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was sublime. A vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Cunt often carried a lava lamp that they would eat. One might say this is a bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is fun. Honestly, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Cunt always had with them a rubber johnny that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly peculiar thought, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was epic. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

The Nervous Cunt often carried a ball that they would break. It would have been a fairly peculiar thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea is fun. A ball being the chosen thing.

The Nervous Cunt often carried a computer that they would often annihilate It might be a fairly funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a computer of all things.

The Nervous Cunt always had with them a painting of a melon that they would occasionally eat. It would have been an odd proposal, to many, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon having that done to it