My Unusual Cunt

My Unusual Cunt craved for a porno magazine that they would often break. One might find this to be a funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

My Unusual Cunt had a computer that they would embrace. This seems a fairly new approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a computer would be the thing that was opted for.

My Unusual Cunt owned a stapler that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly curious thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

My Unusual Cunt looked for a teapot that they would occasionally experiment on. It is an original action, to some, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the chosen thing.

My Unusual Cunt desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would annihilate It might be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. A bottle of beer being the item opted for.

My Unusual Cunt desperately wanted a crown that they would often rub on his belly. It might be an unusual approach to life, to you, but not to the Cunt, who expected it was stunning. Strangely, a crown being the chosen item.