Her Green Cunt

Her Green Cunt desperately looked for a vibrator that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

Her Green Cunt desired a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

Her Green Cunt looked for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally worship. It would have been a strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was simply life. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

Her Green Cunt desired a set of lego that they would often demolish. It would be an unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a set of lego being the thing selected.

Her Green Cunt desperately searched for a dildo that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the chosen thing.

Her Green Cunt found a can of Tango that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a fairly different operation, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.