The Brainy Cunt

The Brainy Cunt desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who considered it was epic. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

The Brainy Cunt desired a bag of flour that they would occasionally experiment on. It was a bizarre operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who feels it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

The Brainy Cunt searched for a condom that they would sometimes share. It might be a peculiar proposal, to me, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Cunt craved for a set square that they would sometimes worship. It might be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who assumed it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the thing selected.

The Brainy Cunt always had with them a rubber johnny that they would put on his head. It is a new approach to life, to some, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

The Brainy Cunt always kept a chocolate bar that they liked to throw. It was an exciting idea, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.