The Silly Dildo

The Silly Dildo desperately wanted a bag of flour that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

The Silly Dildo always had with them a mug that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

The Silly Dildo had a CD player that they liked to play with. One might find this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a CD player was the chosen item.

The Silly Dildo searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly weird idea, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

The Silly Dildo desperately desired a radiator to put up their bum. One might find this to be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

The Silly Dildo desperately desired a stretchman that they would often smash. It might have been a funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the item opted for.