The Brainy Dildo

The Brainy Dildo desperately needed a melon that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be an exciting idea, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a melon is the item to choose.

The Brainy Dildo had a set square that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be entertaining. Strangely, a set square is the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Dildo craved for a spade that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly different suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a spade is the item to opt for.

The Brainy Dildo desperately needed a ball that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be a different action, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a ball was the chosen item.

The Brainy Dildo desperately needed a mug that they would often play with. It might be an exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Strangely, a mug being the item opted for.

The Brainy Dildo needed a magic 8 ball to play with. One might find this to be a bizarre undertaking, to some, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.