My Fat Dildo

My Fat Dildo desperately needed a radiator that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a fairly curious proposal, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

My Fat Dildo looked for a Harry Potter wand to sit and look at. It is a fairly curious exercise, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

My Fat Dildo desperately searched for a cucumber that they would often eat. It might be a fairly weird action, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

My Fat Dildo desperately craved for a lava lamp that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

My Fat Dildo carried a spade that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a fairly different operation, to me, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a spade was the item that was chosen.

My Fat Dildo wanted a vibrator that they would occasionally throw. It was a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.