A Talented Dildo

A Talented Dildo always kept a toilet brush that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be an exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was miraculous. Strangely, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

A Talented Dildo desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would occasionally embrace. It should have been a fairly odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a block of cheese of all things.

A Talented Dildo searched for a tomato that they would try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly original idea, to most, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

A Talented Dildo always kept a magic 8 ball that they liked to annihilate It was considered to be a curious action, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who expected it would be epic. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

A Talented Dildo wanted a can of coke that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the item selected.

A Talented Dildo found a rubber chicken to put on his head. This is certainly a bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.