A Cute Dildo

A Cute Dildo looked for a ball that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a ball was the item that was selected.

A Cute Dildo desperately searched for a custard pie that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a funny approach to life, to me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item to choose.

A Cute Dildo often carried a CD player that they would experiment on. This seems to be a peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

A Cute Dildo desperately desired a pen that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been a fairly curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the item to select.

A Cute Dildo often carried a condom that they liked to annihilate It is a fairly original suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the item selected.

A Cute Dildo carried a piece of paper that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be a funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.