The Colourful Dildo

The Colourful Dildo desperately wanted a computer that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a fairly new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a computer was the thing that was selected.

The Colourful Dildo craved for a pint of cider to sit and look at. This seems a curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. A pint of cider is the item to choose.

The Colourful Dildo looked for a custard pie that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly strange operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

The Colourful Dildo desperately desired a pint of cider that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

The Colourful Dildo searched for a melon that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be an original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be sublime. Strangely, a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Colourful Dildo always carried a bag of poop to annihilate This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.