His Foolish Dildo

His Foolish Dildo searched for a ball to sleep with. It should have been a different suggestion, to many, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was sublime. A ball was the thing that was selected.

His Foolish Dildo always had with them a crown that they would often try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a crown of all things.

His Foolish Dildo found a bottle of wine that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is an astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

His Foolish Dildo desperately looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

His Foolish Dildo always had with them a lava lamp that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

His Foolish Dildo always kept a dildo that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a dildo was the item that was opted for.